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2. I struggle to remember the last time I went on a night out as G. As soon as the drinks start flowing the spirit of Blair Waldorf emerges from my soul. Sometimes it resonates only in the form of me telling people on nights out that my name is Blair (Which I will admit, sometimes this is a sober thought). Other time's I conduct a whole back story about how I lived in New York and how my father left my mother for a 31 year old model, a male model! Back in the day I would frequently gather an audience, 2 vodka cranberry's into the night, and put on a performance of a lifetime to one of Taylor Swifts many smash hit singles. Although sometimes I would do this for no reason other than I am partial to a little bit of spotlight and attention. From time to time, back in the day I would perform in order to prove to this audience that I was in fact the on and only Pennsylvania born and raised, guitar strumming songstress. Much like the cat thing I would also tell people a whole bunch of fun facts about
3. I also have a tendency to do a little exaggeration from time to time after a night out on the town. For example I may or may not have told L that I was so hungry that if she didn't buy me a chicken burger I was going to die from starvation! I also may have told her I had broken my toe or else along those lines... In reality it was a tiny cut.
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5. And finally I've told so many people that I study film and media when I've been drinking... fun fact: I don't study film and media.
So to summaries. Either because I am a sober compulsive liar or for some totally different reason I can honestly say that I do not believe you should think of anything that drunken people say to you as their sober thoughts.
hahaha 'occasionally indulge' more like regularly get white girl wasted. Nights out with you are the best G. And I love the artistic interpretation of you as a cat. xx
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you, they don't call me the queen of fun for nothing! xoxo
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