Interview With My Flatmates The Sequel: Childhood

Okay so since the last interview I conducted on my flatmates didn't completely go down in flames I thought I would do another, this time on the subject of childhood.  In case you missed the first one I'll give you a brief introduction to the interviewees.  This time we have only L and B because J was not present at the time of interviewing sadly.  B and I were present and L was interviewed over the phone #21stCenturyPerks 

L and G

Firstly let me introduce L.  L wanted to provide a fun fact about herself which is as follows:  according to L she won a largest bulb competition when she was younger (although B and I both heard her say largest bowel competition...)*at this stage in the interview B is already causing havoc when she tells L over the phone that Nacho, one of our cats, has peed in L's underwear drawer (this was not true) an L freaks out, there was real anger in her voice* 

B and G

Next we have the mischievous B who did not provide her own fun fact because she was too busy ruining life's to do it so I'll provide my own fun fact about her... Once B tried to show off her mad Katniss Everdeen skills for me which resulted in her getting stuck up a tree.

The 3 best friends that anyone could have

Some fun facts about us as a collective trio - we have all met Kelly Clarkson, our favourite song is Singing In The Shower and we are partial to a Sunday morning 11am domino's pizza.





Let's commence with this interview now...

Q: What was your favourite childhood toy?
A:*Beth, most inconveniently needs to go to the bathroom at this moment in time*
(L)Ohhh my Baby Annabelle... I played with it, pretended it was my child and I had a fabulous life.  I also played with my Barbies a lot, same kind of scenario!  I was a very plan your life type of child sooo... 
(B)A lion... Called Leo...

Q: What was your favourite Halloween costume that you dressed up in as a child?
(B) I'd say Princess Leia... I was probably about 7 years old.  I looked hella cute though.  Hell-la-cute
(L)emm, well.  Emmm. *Beth snarkily inputs "let me guess, a doctor.  In the scrubs. and they were the comfiest Halloween costume you ever did have" (L always talks about this costume and how it was the definition of #comfortgoals)* No i was what's her face from The Flintstones, I want to say Velma?  Who's married to Fred in The Flintstones? *I tell her that Fred's wife will do because we can google the particulars when I'm typing this up but now I've decided that nah that aint me so we are leaving it at Fred's wife* And I was also a witch and my mum made my costume.  And I won! *B says "Yeah but I don't think you looked hella cute though!?" and I ask her if her costume was made out of a bin bag and she of course confirms it was so I decide to burst her bubble and tell her the kids in the homemade bin bag witch costume's always won costume competitions at my school too* 

Q: What was your favourite Christmas present you got as a child?
A: (L)emmm, well.  Oh I got my Baby Annabelle one year! *Me: OMG was your whole life based around this doll!!?"* No this doll, this doll now plays Jesus every year at my mums school's nativity, so it's a celebrity child!  No I got a tend one year so that was fun and I got a trampoline. *B: we used to have a tent and we loved it, we used to marinade in it!"*
(B) I was really jealous when my sister got a dressing table! So jealous!  But, it sounds really lame, but my personal favourite was, I got this chair for my room! *Laughs from Me and L*  It was hella cool! Hella cute too *I don't know where this saying came from...*

Q: What was the name of your best friend as a child?
A: (B) Her name was A____ and I saved her from drowning!
(L)*Has to be told that "I had a few best friends" is a lame answer and simply will not do* Mmmmm probably A_____ she was my first friend *me: was she imaginary?"* NO! she was real!  And in Primary 3 we had to write a story about a magic carpet and where we would travel on it and my class all said things like Disneyworld but I said A_____'s house *Laughs from B and me #lameeee*

Q: What were your nicknames as a child?
A: *Me: L was your's big fat goalie?* (L) I didn't have a nickname as a child. *Me: but was it big fat goalie?* It would have been if I had played football that's for sure! *B: chubba chubba*
*We all take a minute to revel in the discovery that L is Monica Geller in every way a person can be Monica Geller, then B and L get distracted talking about Billy the kid*

Q: What did you want to be when you grew up?
A: (L) emmm I wanted to be an actress at one point when I was really little! And then I wanted to be a lawyer for a really long time. *Me: did you never want to be anything magical!? B: like a princess*
(B)Emmm I wanted to be a shopkeeper for a while... and a writer *B quotes Moulin Rouge saying "a writa?" in hr best Nicola Kidman accent 10/10 for effort!" 
(L) Oh and also I wanted to be in S Club Junior! *B and I thought she was going to say an escort, which in hindsight would have been a more achievable goal*

Q: Give us a story about a time when you got in a lot of trouble!
A: (L) I got into trouble when my dad spent all day laying the bathroom floor but I didn't like it so I tore it up. *B and I get distracted talking about gastroenteritis and making up stories about L*

Q: What were you doing on November 7th 1996?
A: (L) emmmm probably asleep!
*Me: want to know what Lorde was doing?  She was being born!"*
(B) I was an Easter Sunday! The Lorde's day!

Q: Finally did you get any injuries as a child?
A:*B andL talking over eachother, classic them!
(B) Ohhh I broke my arm, my leg and early my finger! I fell in a fireplace, I fell off a windowsill, I was swung around by a skipping rope, I fell in a fire, I also broke my face *Probably a fire again?*
(L) I had a slide in my backgarder, my older brother suggested I got down on a sledge.  Long story short the sledge snapped when I got to the bottom *#BigFatGoalie* and the edge went into the top of my leg it was really really sore.  My brother got into a lot of trouble! *Me: that is so fun, being the older sibling is so much fun!*

L and B summed up their childhood with the words uneventful (from L) and not long enough (from B, which is not one word).  In summary, nobody know what they were doing on Lorde's birthday which I find very disrespectful and it is very difficult to interview these particular people.

Until next time
Xoxo
Queen G.

G and L as B and S

Dancin in the mirror, singin in the shower