I never claimed to be H2O intolerant |
Basically at these events I always get a flareup of my over excitability and chronic word vomit which ultimately leads to me making a bit of a full of myself and people getting a little fed up when I channel my inner favourite Finding Nemo character -Obnoxious.
Picture this: I walk into the house and want to seem fun, friendly and sociable so I flash my winning smile, show off my easy grace with
Spirit animal |
Kind of way. After a few fun opinions of the story are vocalised by the family I quickly launch into story 2, then 3 then 4 until someone asks how university is going or some other normal question along those lines.
Of course, when asked these questions I can't just reply with a simple: yes university is going fine thanks or something along these lines. Rather, I need to tell the whole family about how "yes its fine but" and then tell them about every silly or stupid thing I've done or said that is university related - most of these stories wouldn't even be as bad if it wasn't for the way I tell them. You see a fun fact about me is that when I tell a story I don't want to just state the facts! Every story has to be an epic chronicle, an Oscar worthy adventure.
I've never done this FYI. |
Basically the night ends with my sister being annoyed and frustrated that she can't get a story out without (unintentional) interruption from me and she is basically sick of the sound of my voice, everyone else feels like they have just been drowning and they have now finally resurfaced and can breathe again and I feel a bit loopy and ready for round 2 - if not for the fact that I have a really sore throat now. Basically everyone needs time to recover, and when they finally do it will be just in time for me to return to them once again.
They don't call me the loquacious Queen B for nothing!
The moral of the story is that if I had been in that lifeboat there most definitely
I'd be at the bottom of the ocean |
xoxo
Queen G
To be honest I wish I was a bit more like you and your story telling, I am sooo bad at telling people stories of things that have happened so I never do!
ReplyDeleteThe Velvet Black // UK Style & Beauty Blog
Haha thanks. It's a blessing and a curse
DeleteHahaha I don't blame you, family reunions are too awkward, especially when you have no idea who half of the people are. I usually just hide away and count the hours till I get to go home!
ReplyDeletePeace xo
www.waitwhatok.blogspot.com
Hahahaha very awkward!!
Delete