One fine day many moons ago Queen G was home alone, struggling to wade her way through the extensive number of irrelevant movies on netflix. All she wanted was to find a fine piece of cinematic masterpiece to move her to her core and make her feel like nothing else ever had. She was numb on fizzy juice and jaffa cakes and she had forgotten what it was like to feel anything other than full. Suddenly fate intervened and two worlds collided, the world of Queen G and that of the whales. 90 heartbreaking minuets later Queen G knew her mission was clear, she was to spread the word of the whales (which is hard because each family of Orca speaks its own unique language) and where better to start than with her own cohorts. Queen G took to her quill and parchment to write out an invitation to a exclusive soiree to view this out of this world extravaganza. She attached the invitation to the leg of a white dove and sent it on its way across the kingdom to the humble abodes of the most trusted members of her inner circle. Tempers rose when the RSVPs came back with a flurry of declines. As time passed Queen G couldnt help but pity those around her when she saw how empty their lives were without Blackfish, however, one day this all changed.
Wednesday February the 4th 2015 AD
As evening fell onto the kingdom G and B desperately wanted to partake in a delightful cinema adventure but L and S were not so keen. After intense discussion, some heated words and even a some brawl it was decided that the 4 girls would stay in and watch Blackfish. Hurrah! Almost instantly the cohorts realised that they had made a terrible mistake when they had initially declinded their invite to this party. They were headed on a journey to enlightenment that they could have embarked on several months prior. The 4 girl had just boarded an emotional roller coaster and no one was getting off of this ride alive! This was especially true for L who was maimed whilst in the midst of attacking B (I'd like to point out that I had asked the two scalawags to quit their bickering and pay attention to the whales several times before this injury occurred and maybe if they had respected myself and the whales enough to listen to me this travesty would never have happened).
Anyway the whales got a solid 10 out of 10 from us, props to all involved.
After the film finished we all went our separate ways however we shared a mutual final destination: dream land.
I think this whole experience brought us closer together, friends that whale watch together stay together. In the words of a wise young owl who has 7 Grammys (so far) "Whale! Yes whale!!!"
That's all for now.
xoxo,
Queen G
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